Babe please, I'm trying my darndest.

Speaking of which:

IT'S POSADISM TIME BAYBEEEEEEE!

Lmao, I immediately went down a sub for that shitpost.

The only context I will ever be a tankie in.

(I actually went to the Thomas The Tank Engine convention as a kid.)

Oh, also, HAPPY MAY DAY!

Catch me doing this at my tea party tomorrow.

Imagine posting this unironically.

late stage capitalism

"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."