On a related note, this morning I saw that post where Elon was like "heh, so you guys voted for the right?" and all I could think about was how Elon Musk is such a fucking loser I can't even fathom it

You are one of the richest men in the world and you spend all day on Twitter?

You know what I'd do if I were rich? I'd buy a horse. Does Elon know that he could be riding horses right now??

I would have my own dancing space. I'd probably have a garden and greenhouse I'd never leave. I'd probably commit a lot of eco-terrorism and get away with it because I'd be able to pay my way out of jail.
Would I leave social media? Probably not, but I wouldn't spend all day on it. I'd probably waste my time doing something more fun, like video games. Does he know he could be playing literally any video game he ever wanted right now?

Having exorbitant amounts of wealth doesn't actually make you happy, we all know that, but I have to conclude that most rich people are out having a much better time than the Musky Man is. This guy is just so fucking desperate for attention he has to drag an entire company down with him, and it seems like every day he is making worse and worse decisions. I just can't fathom how so many people see this incompetent twat as the savior of humanity.

Not to get all armchair psychologist on y'all, but, you know, there's probably a connection with the need for constant stimulation from devices and the worst facets of productivity culture. Wouldn't be surprised if the two urges to be stimulated all the time fed into each other, is all

Ted K is a funni meme, but if you think he's a serious theorist, you might need to touch some grass