My girlfriend, simping: "Fuck it, if Ella Emhoff becomes first daughter, I'm becoming patriotic. God bless America"

Sometimes I am tempted to sell my things, alas...

Also this post directly called me out, I too sleep with my arm out of its socket, directly against my head (I've been trying to stop though, I know it'll hurt me in the long run, even if it is super comfy)

TRUE 🦅🦅🦅PATRIOTS🎉🇺🇲🎉 work HARD 😤 to improve the biodiversity 🦅🦅🦅 of their yards 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 only CUCKED 🙅‍♂️ WEAKLINGS 😴 mow their lawns 🤢 SOFT MEN MAKE HARD TIMES and CLIMATE CHANGE ❌☠❌ and habitat loss 🔥🦅🔥 is a HARD TIME

Do you fellas like apples?

I feel called out

Fuck cops