Redditor is pregnant.

Redditor has a devious plan.

Redditors are professional.

“this is just like soywars”

redditor owns an antiabortion protester by ripping a pamphlet infront of him

non redditor does not like White professors.

femoid redditor gets sent a valentines day card by her boyfriend.

weeb redditor’s mother burns all his drawings.

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1iqe1e5/my_mom_burned_all_my_drawings/

trannitor wanted to commit a crime but then he realized that he does not want to go to a jail full of men.

“It’s so over reddit tranix xisters. Google has fallen!”

redditor's friend is a rapist.

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/1ip8b99/a_friend_of_mine_raped_someone_and_porn_caused_it/