Redditor crashes out to the Supreme Court due to ending birthright citizenship

Fight for your country like redditors fight for porn.

Redditor's gf wants to continue exploring

Redditor castrates himself (disturbing imagery!)

"Murdered by words"

Start reading Leviticus and you'll know.

How does redditor salvage this?

Noah, get the boat.

Redditor sees nazis again

Le wall de text