*Bitches Brew intensifies*

"100 %" straight redditor does not like men and he knows it.

MAID is basically a program to kill Zoomers and harvest Zoomer organs to keep Boomers alive longer.

"I'm an atheist so I can goon all day"

It already exists. It's called Canada.

redditor asks a question about the pope on a subreddit for exams taken by 16 year olds in the UK.

predditor tells reddit teens from r/teenagers that he is a pedo.

pajeet is looking for a girlfriend.

reddit witch does a spell.

bonus points: she posted it on the wrong subreddit.

Redditor protests against the cancellation of Colbert