"Reddit mod is a qualification"

Redditor is chased by his daughter

r/gifted moment

Imagine being at the petting zoo and some redditor pulls out their Attack on Titan action figure that they have convinced themselves they are married to and then holds it up to a goat.

Marx's books are literally toilet paper.

"You don't like your gf dressing like a slut? Eat the downvotes."

Reddit should be more trusted than your parents.

If Humbert Humbert really existed he would have loved Reddit.

What man-made horror made this post necessary?

Redditor has a bond with ChatGPT

Imagine being this retarded.

Redditor feels pain.