"Only cavemen have children"

Redditors friend forgot to ask someone.

Even redditors from the past knew reddit was shitty.
- @Vexired

"This guntuber is right-wing"

Pizzacake is getting fat

Redditor told his younger daughter that he had a vasectomy.

Submitted by The What

Redditor is being groomed

Submitted by The What

Redditor quotes Schindler's List

Submitted by A B

"I put all my electronics in one room so now if I say "f*** the president" Trump can't get me."

Asking for a friend.