Nigga fucked up a relationship before it even started

Redditor's wrath

Ouija never lies.

"Working a job and getting paid is slavery"

Neckbeard atheist moment

Serial BRAPPER

-@nnnmmmooonnn

"My friend is dying.

Also, thank you for the silver."

-"Trump bad"
-"Downvote me!"
-8.2k upvotes

Pizzacake's worthy successor

Reddit economy

-@nnnmmmooonnn

Redditor's gf has a body count of 82.