"Xisters! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN????!!!! NATZIES are everywhere! The world is going to end"

"Please think of poor and innocent cartel gangsters "

redditors would rather side with litteral cartel bandits instead of being normal.

"It's so over xisters....."

Trannitor's wife got a present.

"My boyfriend is dead so I now want to kill his child"

Absolutely not a fed

Most reddit ad ever.