"Let's make Tom Cruise a spineless cuck" (he already is)

Noah, get the boat.

Redditor doesn't think teachers choose your child's gender

Redditor is married to a sex offender

"Why don't you congratulate me for being childfree?"

Submitted by Matthew Barnes

Predditor moment

redditor is an "experienced redditor"

reddit teacher is annoyed at their school blocking reddit.