Redditor gets laid
https://old.reddit.com/r/smalldickproblems/comments/nlhtuk/i_regret_losing_my_virginity_i_feel_disgusting/

Redditor is a muslim twink
https://www.reddit.com/r/islam/comments/1670pau/i_am_so_tired_of_being_a_twink/

I don't know how she does it 😔

Redditors still angry about cars

Pajeets are getting kicked out

Redditor is treated like a child

Redditors upvote a priceless pic

Redditor reminds you to get consent

Redditor considers 5 miles a considerable distance to walk

Self made redditor has no one to spend his money and time with.

Redditor noticed something about women