redditor is dumbfounded why parents would dare to use weeks and months to talk about the age of their babies.

Bonus points: Another redditor figures them out.

redditor thinks people who dislike the video game "Halo" going woke should be slaughtered in public.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitHaloSays/comments/1g04z5r/gamers_having_a_very_normal_reaction_to_halo/

redditor makes a phone wallpaper with Jesus.

redditors proceed to acuse him of being hateful and having religious trauma.

https://www.reddit.com/r/jukestowersofhell/comments/1fyiskq/i_made_a_phone_wallpaper/

I checked the reddit profile of the redditor, who called that wallpaper "hateful".

And it turns out he is a coomer fag who likes femboys and posted a video of himself masturbating.

redditor gets banned for pointing out that the Japanese are angry about the new "black samurai" assassin's creed game.