Troon redditor will start cuttin' throats. (metaphorically)

Femoid redditor has a Britney moment.

redditor shows off his shoes

https://www.reddit.com/r/RedWingShoes/comments/18uwlov/my_roughnecks_wifes_iron_rangers_wifes_boyfriends/

“no one censored you”

“so out of touch”

- redditors

redditor is permashifting to hogwarts (a school in the harry potter world) after trump wins

trannitor needs a good reason to not off himself

redditor gets banned for wanting to practice free speech.

redditor explains what “permashifting”is.

redditor learns about the silent majority

reddit millennial did not want to start his 40s like this.

redditor blames Christianity for trumps victory.

Of course the posts gets locked.

It's so over for redditors

redditor’s wife wants to remove her uterus and sterilize herself because trump won.

redditor forgot something

reddit prostitute gets messaged condolences

redditor will stop tipping 20% in restaurants now that trump won.

redditor wants to flee to Hungary because trump won.

Well…

Who is going to tell him?

trannitor congratulates America

reddit femoid tells her fellow femoids to get divorced because trump won.