Redditors dick doesn't work.
- @slovaktrapper

Redditor doesn't understand demographics.
- @Flatlantan

Redditor was messaged by a 17 year old.
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1hypcnh/17_year_old_said_she_was_23/

Redditor romanticizes a broken heart

Redditor shits himself

Redditor is a philosopher.

Redditor predicts Elons death.

Redditor felt the need to break up with his girlfriend.
- @Sclpx

redditor feels like a superhero.

Submitted by - Tyrell

redditor tells people to mark his words.

Submitted by - Angelus Silesius.

redditor shows what he thinks is the best way to end the day.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cigarettes/comments/q6bxqr/deleted_by_user/

Submitted by - Tyrell

reddit janny locks the post about a fish.

https://www.reddit.com/r/bettafish/comments/1d43f4n/is_there_anyone_who_can_help_me_think_of_a_nice/