"Nooooo! I will have to see bad orange man always staring at me! Reeeeee!"

redditor gets downvoted.

redditor likes downvoting.

"average sentence on reddit"

redditor wants Whites banned.

predditors, predditors everywhere.

redditor thinks that redditors are too smart 🤓 for social media

Redditor has a body count.

Redditors dad has no retirement.

Female redditor wants to reconnect with her husband.

Redditor married an older woman.

Redditor doesn't recognize Trump