From the comments:

redditor is a liberal 25 year old femoid

Submitted by - Leon Magno

Troons are freaking out

Redditor gets nudes

Redditor can't even masturbate

Redditor gets fingered in her sleep

Redditor scooped on her husbands phone.

Redditor doesn't want to be in an echo chamber

From the comments:

redditor needs "Gandalf and the Rohirrim like right away."

reddit wife overeacts to her husband's statement.