And so the first, of many more to come, mass extinction events occured.
Other notable examples are:
The time that he left the freezer door open, after he retrieved an ice-pop, when he felt particularly hot and thirsty and was distracted by a new game he'd just invented, using his favourite asteroid stick to fire spare planets into blackholes. By the time he'd noticed, it was too late and the Earth was a near solid iceball.
Another was when he left the bath running and the resulting influx of extra water, drowned the Earth, completely engulfing it underwater.
Needless to say however, despite his careless accidents, life somehow managed to cling on.
To save him some inevitable embarrassment, let's use our metaphorical video remote control once more and fast forward time.
As the view of our endearing deity zips by, we can still make out some standout moments, of his life despite them being however brief?
Some worthy of note, are:
What appears to be a time when our God is in his early teens, he has developed a new game, involving passing comets and hitting them as hard as possible with his now, very weathered and a bit battered asteroid stick.
Each contact made with the bright icey balls, sends them careering off into the vast emptiness of space, with one being struck so hard it breaches the fabric of space, leaving a huge black, blank spot-like hole in it's place.
A hole, from what we can tell, that he hasn't noticed is there and it is only when he's feeding his newly crafted fish creations, on what I like to believe is his favourite planet, (that being ours) now oceanic biome that he suddenly notices something that draws his attention to the hole.
Just like any teenager would, in a blind panic, he opts to conceal this hole, with a passing gas giant, or million, stuck together with sticky tape and casually walks away in a nonchalant manner.
Another unknown span of time passes and we see our deity, attempting to hide behind our sun and using an upended uranus and it's rings to hide his head. It doesn't take long for us to see what he's hiding from and a very large, older looking gentleman with an equally as long wispy white beard that stretched out for seemingly lightyears and what looks like nebulae and quazars for eyes.
He appears to be quite furious, pointing in the direction of the hole and also at the planet Uranus, now spinning on its side, as our deity releases his grip on it and it settles still sideways into a new orbit. It appears he's in serious trouble with the older guy and before he can get away, he finds himself teleported over the man's knee and getting a spanking.
Bizarrely, not long after, we witness the older gentleman being scolded quite heavily, by who i can only describe as, quite possibly the most beautiful woman we've ever seen?
Could they be our gods parents perhaps? Sadly we are I feel we will be destined to never know the answer to that question, as both of them disappear through that hole and seal it shut. In a, what seems to be a fit of frustration, after emerging from behind a nearby Galactic cluster, our deity, carelessly snatches a nearby passing moon and throws it out of our solar system.
Unfortunately, on it's way out of our solar system, the moon collides with a passing orbiting outer ice giant planet shattering it to pieces and ricocheting it back towards the inner solar system, towards a newly worked on massive planet he'd been working on, between Mars and Jupiter ramming straight through the huge planet and blowing it to pieces. This errant moon, isn't done however, as it pings off of Mercury, then off of the Earth just as bits of the large exploded planet, rips through a third of the Earth causing a massive gauge in it's surface, earth's very survival being largely down to the wild moon being in the way of those chunks, that would've destroyed it!

We are then left to witness a heartbreaking scene, of a distraught deity dropping to his knees and weeping with sorrow. His actions, born from his frustration aimed towards the 2 adults, very nearly resulted in his favourite spot in his universe and his favourite planet being wiped from existence.
I think we should leave him to his grief and perhaps hasten our skipping ahead in time?

:DDDD

Mark E Zees Tek Ova Tee Vee 2

Back by popular demand (and by popular, I mean 1 person) Mark is going to talk about a cia document named Red Cell.

(fyi: I've decided to fully embrace the crapness of these videos... You'll see what i mean?)

https://youtu.be/zw0dap18Qcw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dtSqhYhcrs Strange how a so called ''AI'' made this huh?

A rare thing these days ....... a REAL journalist breaks it down, the Biden crime gang, Ukraine, the attack on free speech, the money laundering, covid gene editing shots, trans agenda etc https://forbiddenknowledgetv.net/bidens-dirty-secrets-with-miranda-devine/