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Mandatory Advertisement

There now follows an unnecessarily long and somewhat confusing and incoherent advertisement, for no particular reason....

WE ALSO HAVE A CHAT PAGE!

Yes, I know I'm shouting but you'd be surprised by how many of our members here, have no idea that we have a chat page too?
Come on...
Admit it...
You didn't know either?
Well, here's the link to prove it:

Er?...
Hang on I thought I had one?
I just need to get one of our staff?
Won't be a mo...
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.
Aaah...
There's one now.
If you'll excuse me a tic?

([mumbles to someone off message]
[sudden rumbles, reverberate around a stockroom that's off message, in the distance somewhere?]...

"Sorry...
I know it's here somewhere?"

[further rumblings]

"Ah no... That's a rubber chicken!
That's aaaaa...
Oh...
A picture of a turd, that closely resembles Rishi Sunak.
Aaaand...
This is...
A picture of a turd, that resembles Bill Gates... Or is it just a turd? Sure looks like one!...
Oh wait... Hahaha!
It is a picture of Bill Gates!

[yet more rumbling and also, very bizarrely, sounds of tiny people moaning about slavery and crappy filing systems]

"Aaaah! This is a picture of a white turd, that looks like it's sniffing a smaller white turd and kinda reminded me of Joe Biden... Hee-hee-here!
Hang on...
Actually...
..
.
Sorry, that is a snap of Joe Biden, he's on holiday with Zelenskyy!...
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Just wait one more tic, I know it's in here somewhere... "

[sounds of shouting and random kickings of tiny people in a very mean way, followed by tiny people angrily shouting with placards....
Sudden uproar of tiny but quite loud revolutionary sounds and a miniature revolt!]
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[Distant screaming, gradually getting louder and feet running, doing the same]

"AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH! HERE YOU GO, SORRY I CAN'T STOP... BIT OF A SITUATION HERE... BYYYYEEEE!!")

Well after that...
Erm? Whatever it was?
Here's the link, as promised:

t.me/samfishersdatachats

Sam Fisher Data Chats

Where you can come and experience possibly the only, truly free speech page on Telegram and engage, in real debates across all beliefs, political ideologies and such like!
Also, if there's something you can't find on the main Drops page, you'll find our large and varied team of researchers, arguing with each other... Sorry, I meant chatting respectfully with each other, just in a marginally hostile way, who will only be too happy to help you. (if only to not have to speak to Burgess again for another half hour?)*

So why not join in our admittedly sweary... I mean, passive aggressive, fun!
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(*DISCLAIMER: Experiences may vary, dependant on team member encountered and levels of alcohol intake... Er?... Intaken!
Or levels of Burgessness... Sometimes even a combo of all the above! **)

(**DISCLAIMER, OF DISCLAIMER: This is, for those who aren't capable of detecting a joke / satire advertisement, such as:
Abbots and long time monks of the Temple of Q-Lin
Various common or garden wankers (That're actually, surprisingly, quite common or garden, on this platform...)
And Burgess
(when you meet him you'll understand?)
This is meant as a joke and in no way reflects the real experience you'll have, as it truly is a fully free speech area and anyone is welcome.
Just don't be a dick by spamming 30 posts in a row of the same topic.
Be prepared to have your beliefs and / or posts,
challenged / mocked / ripped apart / declared as nonsense / thrown into a pit of vipers, with an angry miniature Jack Russel, that's just being kicked in the bollocks circling in the middle, just... Well, because really.
I mean... Why not?
No one else goes to that much trouble do they?
We're kinda inventive that way.
But that's because we care that much!
Soooooo...
Expect all that and more, especially if your response to any questions is '
do your own research!',
that's not a valid response. So expect all of that done to you instead, for being a twat!

Above all... It's a place to have fun, no matter what you wanna talk about?)

Sam Fisher's Data Chats

Chat channel of the Sam Fisher Data Drops page, where you can ask the research team anything you like, post your own content and just chat, whatever floats your boat?

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