100% true story... Honestly, it is!
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath, he asked,
“Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later.”
The nun agreed.
A moment later two military police ran up and asked:
“Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied,
“He went that way.”
After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
“I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Ukraine.”
The nun nodded and said,
“I understand completely.”
The soldier then added bashfully,
“I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun smiled and replied,
“If you had looked a little higher, you would've seen a great pair of balls too. I don't want to go to Ukraine either."
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath, he asked,
“Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later.”
The nun agreed.
A moment later two military police ran up and asked:
“Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied,
“He went that way.”
After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
“I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Ukraine.”
The nun nodded and said,
“I understand completely.”
The soldier then added bashfully,
“I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun smiled and replied,
“If you had looked a little higher, you would've seen a great pair of balls too. I don't want to go to Ukraine either."
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Embarrassing moment Kamala Harris claps along and smiles to protest in Puerto Rico (before vice president is told what they were ACTUALLY saying) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13233075/Embarrassing-moment-Kamala-Harris-claps-smiles-protest-Puerto-Rico.html #kamala
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Embarrassing moment VP Kamala Harris claps to protest in Puerto Rico
Kamala Harris joyfully clapped to a Spanish song before abruptly stopping after translation of the lyrics were revealed to be targeting the VP and the Biden administration's stance on Israel and Haiti.
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Forwarded from End Child Abuse and Child Trafficking
Businesswoman who bakes gourmet birthday cakes for children of Man United stars was jailed for keeping a deaf and mute girl in a cellar as a slave in horrifying abuse https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13228931/Businesswoman-bakes-gourmet-birthday-cakes-children-Man-United-stars-jailed-keeping-deaf-mute-girl-cellar-slave-horrifying-abuse.html #childabuse
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Gourmet cake maker for Man United stars was jailed for child abuse
Tallat Ashar, 78, of Sugared Luxe Ltd, favoured by Man United stars including Bruno Fernandes (right), was jailed in 2014 for abusing a deaf and mute girl.
Forwarded from Mind Control, MK Ultra, Monarch, Ritual, TI
Jimi Hendrix Mind Controlled Slave https://foxyfox.substack.com/p/jimi-hendrix-mind-controlled-slave #jimihendrix #mkultra #monarch #mindcontrol #rachelcaruso
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Jimi Hendrix - Mind Controlled Slave
Jimi was a multigenerational MK Ultra slave (from an Illuminati bloodline, alongside my family) who was assassinated after he had a spiritual and MK Ultra awakening. Rachel Caruso’s uncle was one of his main handlers. This is a video from Rachel Caruso
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Dr Tess Lawrie & Christof Plothe, DO, give an update on being excluded from a UN Human Rights Council meeting after receiving invitations weeks ago.
Join us in person or online tomorrow for an important press conference at 2pm Geneva time.
https://worldcouncilforhealth.org/newsroom/
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Join us in person or online tomorrow for an important press conference at 2pm Geneva time.
https://worldcouncilforhealth.org/newsroom/
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