A boob, a vagina, and an asshole are debating as to who is the greatest of them all...
Boob: "I give milk to newborn babies and I’m attractive to the opposite sex, that’s why I’m the greatest."
Vagina: "I give birth to babies and I accommodate the opposite sex, that’s why I’m the greatest."
Now it’s your turn to speak.
Boob: "I give milk to newborn babies and I’m attractive to the opposite sex, that’s why I’m the greatest."
Vagina: "I give birth to babies and I accommodate the opposite sex, that’s why I’m the greatest."
Now it’s your turn to speak.
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A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman...
He noticed her sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
"This is from the gentleman seated over there",
and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants'.
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded his note, handed it to the waiter, and asked him to deliver it to the lady.
It read:
'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages. I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami and a 10,000-acre ranch in Louisiana. And there are over twenty million dollars in my bank accounts and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the fucking wine back'
He noticed her sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
"This is from the gentleman seated over there",
and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants'.
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded his note, handed it to the waiter, and asked him to deliver it to the lady.
It read:
'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages. I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami and a 10,000-acre ranch in Louisiana. And there are over twenty million dollars in my bank accounts and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the fucking wine back'
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Forwarded from Dr Mike Yeadon
I’m unsure who wrote this piece, which came to me via the Truth For Health Foundation.
Best wishes
Mike
Just in case, there’s any new information you didn’t already know, I thought this might be interesting in light of our discussions about his roles in vaccine crimes against humanity.
🚨GATES EXPOSED – What you're about to read about Bill Gates will leave you speechless!
The same man who has been complaining about overpopulation for the last 30 years while allegedly investing in vaccines to save lives is also extremely hypocritical when it comes to his claims about our carbon footprints, opposing what everyone on this planet is doing: traveling, eating meat, having children, and... LIVING.
Rules for thee but not for me apply to Gates like no other. Did you know that climate alarmist Bill Gates lobbies for our daily lives to be greatly restricted; he advocates for 15-minute cities and limiting freedom of travel under the guise of carbon emissions, while he lives in luxury and extravagance. His primary residence in Seattle boasts 7 bedrooms, 24 bathrooms, a 60-foot pool with an underwater music system, a 2,500-square-foot gym (which he obviously never has used), a 1,000-square-foot dining room, six kitchens, and a trampoline room with a 20-foot ceiling. Let's not forget the 2,100-square-foot library, a home theater that seats up to 20 guests, and a massive 300-square-foot reception hall with room for 200 guests. There's also a spacious guesthouse, a garage that fits 23 cars, and an artificial stream stocked with fish.
Depending on the source, its value is estimated at $127 to $170 million. But wait, there's more! Gates also owns homes in Del Mar, California AT SEA LEVEL ($43 million), Indian Wells, California ($12.5 million), Wellington, Florida ($8.7 million), and a ranch in Wyoming ($8.9 million).
What many people also do not know is that in 2014, child pornography was found on the property of his Seattle residence of Bill Gates, a man who had a close relationship with the child trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Ultimately, an employee of Gates was convicted for this, but shouldn't the media have critically reported on this? It seems Bill prevented that, having made over $300 million USD worth of donations to several media projects worldwide.
For example, he has invested nearly $13 million in The Guardian, $5 million in the German Der Spiegel, and over $3.5 million each in BBC and CNN.
Epstein, child pornography, climate alarmism, and the bribing of the media are not the only scandals surrounding Bill Gates. It's highly likely he was also forewarned about the 'plandemic,' or involved in its planning as he invested over 50 million USD in the German company BioNTech in September 2019, which until then had been very unprofitable for years. I wrote a tweet about Gates' investment in June 2021, linking to the Gates Foundation’s website and was permabanned from this platform for raising that question - medical misinformation, they called it back then. No wonder, as BioNTech would announce just one year after Gates’ investment its collaboration with Pfizer to produce gene therapy against the common cold virus making BILLIONS. Coincidence? I doubt it.
But that’s not all. Moreover, Bill claimed that:
▪️ Hospitals were overcrowded and triage was imminent.
▪️ Wearing masks was the same as wearing underwear — a comment that raises eyebrows, especially considering his visits to Epstein Island.
▪️ The next pandemic would come soon and be much deadlier.
▪️ The 'vaccine' would prevent infection.
▪️ The WHO Pandemic Preparedness Treaty would be necessary to prevent future pandemics.
Why this WHO Treaty is wrong and dangerous for our democracy can be summed up in three points.
1. The power would be centralized. The last four years have shown that there was no deadly pandemic. The excess deaths were most likely the result of arbitrary measures and experimental gene therapy. Although the WHO called a pandemic out, there were still a few countries, like Sweden, that went their own way.
👉 https://news.1rj.ru/str/DrMikeYeadon
Best wishes
Mike
Just in case, there’s any new information you didn’t already know, I thought this might be interesting in light of our discussions about his roles in vaccine crimes against humanity.
🚨GATES EXPOSED – What you're about to read about Bill Gates will leave you speechless!
The same man who has been complaining about overpopulation for the last 30 years while allegedly investing in vaccines to save lives is also extremely hypocritical when it comes to his claims about our carbon footprints, opposing what everyone on this planet is doing: traveling, eating meat, having children, and... LIVING.
Rules for thee but not for me apply to Gates like no other. Did you know that climate alarmist Bill Gates lobbies for our daily lives to be greatly restricted; he advocates for 15-minute cities and limiting freedom of travel under the guise of carbon emissions, while he lives in luxury and extravagance. His primary residence in Seattle boasts 7 bedrooms, 24 bathrooms, a 60-foot pool with an underwater music system, a 2,500-square-foot gym (which he obviously never has used), a 1,000-square-foot dining room, six kitchens, and a trampoline room with a 20-foot ceiling. Let's not forget the 2,100-square-foot library, a home theater that seats up to 20 guests, and a massive 300-square-foot reception hall with room for 200 guests. There's also a spacious guesthouse, a garage that fits 23 cars, and an artificial stream stocked with fish.
Depending on the source, its value is estimated at $127 to $170 million. But wait, there's more! Gates also owns homes in Del Mar, California AT SEA LEVEL ($43 million), Indian Wells, California ($12.5 million), Wellington, Florida ($8.7 million), and a ranch in Wyoming ($8.9 million).
What many people also do not know is that in 2014, child pornography was found on the property of his Seattle residence of Bill Gates, a man who had a close relationship with the child trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Ultimately, an employee of Gates was convicted for this, but shouldn't the media have critically reported on this? It seems Bill prevented that, having made over $300 million USD worth of donations to several media projects worldwide.
For example, he has invested nearly $13 million in The Guardian, $5 million in the German Der Spiegel, and over $3.5 million each in BBC and CNN.
Epstein, child pornography, climate alarmism, and the bribing of the media are not the only scandals surrounding Bill Gates. It's highly likely he was also forewarned about the 'plandemic,' or involved in its planning as he invested over 50 million USD in the German company BioNTech in September 2019, which until then had been very unprofitable for years. I wrote a tweet about Gates' investment in June 2021, linking to the Gates Foundation’s website and was permabanned from this platform for raising that question - medical misinformation, they called it back then. No wonder, as BioNTech would announce just one year after Gates’ investment its collaboration with Pfizer to produce gene therapy against the common cold virus making BILLIONS. Coincidence? I doubt it.
But that’s not all. Moreover, Bill claimed that:
▪️ Hospitals were overcrowded and triage was imminent.
▪️ Wearing masks was the same as wearing underwear — a comment that raises eyebrows, especially considering his visits to Epstein Island.
▪️ The next pandemic would come soon and be much deadlier.
▪️ The 'vaccine' would prevent infection.
▪️ The WHO Pandemic Preparedness Treaty would be necessary to prevent future pandemics.
Why this WHO Treaty is wrong and dangerous for our democracy can be summed up in three points.
1. The power would be centralized. The last four years have shown that there was no deadly pandemic. The excess deaths were most likely the result of arbitrary measures and experimental gene therapy. Although the WHO called a pandemic out, there were still a few countries, like Sweden, that went their own way.
👉 https://news.1rj.ru/str/DrMikeYeadon
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Forwarded from Dr Mike Yeadon
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German MEP Christine Anderson: The global roll-out of mRNA Covid "vaccines" will go down "as the biggest medical scandal ever."
"It will be known as the biggest crime to ever have been committed on mankind."
...
May I recommend the channel here of “Cash yes, CBDC no”?
It’ll save me many forwards!
I’m reassured that Christine Anderson is at last calling what’s happened by a proper term: “the greatest crime ever committed against mankind”.
Unfortunately, worse is to come if we don’t find ways to thwart their murderous plans.
Best wishes
Mike
👉 https://news.1rj.ru/str/DrMikeYeadon
"It will be known as the biggest crime to ever have been committed on mankind."
...
May I recommend the channel here of “Cash yes, CBDC no”?
It’ll save me many forwards!
I’m reassured that Christine Anderson is at last calling what’s happened by a proper term: “the greatest crime ever committed against mankind”.
Unfortunately, worse is to come if we don’t find ways to thwart their murderous plans.
Best wishes
Mike
👉 https://news.1rj.ru/str/DrMikeYeadon
Did Diddy Diddle more, with his Diddler and Diddy do it with fellow Diddlers too?
Quick rundown of what's to come, in my Pdiddy deepdive video, dropping Monday, or Tuesday
https://www.tiktok.com/@samuelnfisher/video/7363034995616697632?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7354119297139246625
Quick rundown of what's to come, in my Pdiddy deepdive video, dropping Monday, or Tuesday
https://www.tiktok.com/@samuelnfisher/video/7363034995616697632?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7354119297139246625
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Forwarded from The Epoch Times
Trump’s Request for New Trial Denied in E. Jean Carroll Case. READ: https://www.theepochtimes.com/us/trumps-request-for-new-trial-denied-in-e-jean-carroll-case-5637461?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=telegram
The Epoch Times
Trump’s Request for New Trial Denied in E. Jean Carroll Case
President Trump’s attorneys argued that the outcome of the trial was ‘infected’ by the judge’s errors.
Forwarded from The Epoch Times
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Files Motion to Dismiss Some Claims in Sexual Assault Lawsuit READ: https://www.theepochtimes.com/entertainment/sean-diddy-combs-files-motion-to-dismiss-some-claims-in-sexual-assault-lawsuit-5639201?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=telegram
The Epoch Times
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Files Motion to Dismiss Some Claims in Sexual Assault Lawsuit
Forwarded from foxblog channel
he Nation reports in great detail how the Western media whitewashed Nazi groups to make them acceptable allies:
- Propaganda demands that all complexity is simplified and dumbed down to a struggle between good & evil / between democracy & authoritarianism
https://thenation.com/article/world/azov-battalion-neo-nazi/
- Propaganda demands that all complexity is simplified and dumbed down to a struggle between good & evil / between democracy & authoritarianism
https://thenation.com/article/world/azov-battalion-neo-nazi/
The Nation
The Western Media Is Whitewashing the Azov Battalion
Before Russia invaded Ukraine, these fighters were neo-Nazis. They still are.