The Legless Parrot

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh. I wonder what happened to this Parrot?"

The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."

"Holy shit," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"

"I got every word," says the parrot.” I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."

"Oh yeah?", the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"

"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my willie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."

"Wow" says the guy, "you really can understand and speak English, can't you!?"

"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."

The guy looks at the $200 price tag.” Sorry, but I just can't afford that."

"Pssssssst" says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer!"

The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humour, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he
sympathizes, and he's insightful.

The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes "Psssssssssssst" and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."

"What are you talking about?" asks the guy.

"When the postman delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie and kissed him passionately."

"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"

"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over" reported the parrot.

"My God!" he exclaims. "Then what?"

"Then he lifted up the nightie, got down on his knees and began to lick her all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down..."

"WELL???" demands the frantic guy, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"

"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch."

BREAKING: A whistleblower has revealed that Homeland Security agents assigned to protect Trump at the Butler, PA rally received just a 2-hour online training.

These agents were pulled from child exploitation cases and reassigned to his protective detail.

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Another globalist manufactured celebrity couple 🤷🏼‍♀️🤔

Already banned RT channel on telegram in America years ago!

Update July 8, 2024: According to FOX reporter Adam Herbets, court docs show that a victim has said detectives confirmed to her that semen found on her skirt was a 100 percent DNA match to Tim Ballard. https://floodlit.org/a/a721/

Travis Kelce's publicist is the master of the showmance! PR admitted helping celebs fake affairs to boost their careers and even wrote a book about it - as NFL star's 'contract' with Taylor Swift leaks https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13811053/Travis-Kelces-publicist-master-showmance-PR-admitted-helping-celebs-fake-affairs-boost-careers-wrote-book-NFL-stars-contract-Taylor-Swift-leaks.html #taylorswift #pr

Fat cat bosses of firms in firing line over Grenfell: From Aston Martin-driving director with 'Bond' number plate to exec who bought €7.5M seafront mansion a year after disaster - as their employees' sickening texts are revealed https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13811601/Fat-cat-bosses-Grenfell-Aston-Martin-Bond-seafront-mansion-year-disaster.html #grenfell

(Be careful of those pushing this website and anyone con nected to it) Notes from: https://www.tiktok.com/@shotgunshane/video/7301669901733858606

The website https://www.usdebtclock.org/ goes back to Dec. 11, 2008 when Obama was president. The final look came in Sept/2009. The purpose is to inform the citizens of the financial condition. The Krono Numeric Lab, LLC is the maker of https://www.usdebtclock.org/ application has a website www.krononumericlab.org which came online 2017 with a clock inside a medical beaker. They also own www.krononumericlab.com with an address of 336 West 1st Street, Flint, Michigan. (It only looks like a parking lot to me. https://www.google.ru/maps/@43.014951,-83.6945275,3a,75y,66.88h,96.33t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sqhT9Tnre0aOxTVZrAQZujQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu ) 100s of businesses are registered with this address and the same suite. The building looks like it could hold 50 micro companies. The agent that crated the company is UNITED STATES CORPORATION AGENT INC. under a filing name of Thomas Wilk They also created www.celebritynetwork.com which came online one year after (2009) and is hosted on the same server as https://www.usdebtclock.org/ Celebrity reports the assets of celebrities and is operated by a company, Corte Lodato LLC, founded by CEO Brian Warner in 2008. Brian Warner is Marilyn Manson’s original name. Celebrity is located in Corte Madera, California with a file name of John Warner, who is John Gary Warner with the Attorney of Law Office of John G. Warner. His website www.jgwarner.com with the same servers in the United States and Britain but owns https://www.usdebtclock.org/ and www.celebritynetwork.com and both are hosted with the same IP records. The company that owns Celebrity and Corte Lodato LLC have the same address as the attorney. John Gary Warner owns https://www.usdebtclock.org/

Tartaria channel on X's massive fail

Last night, I was having an extremely lengthy discussion with quite a large Tartaria channel on X, about it not being an empire at all.
Naturally the guy was adamant it was, not listening to anything I said to him and eventually produced a website,

https://www.e-rara.ch/search/quick?query=tartar

claiming it had 7,500 historical books, featuring Tartaria in them, as proof for it's existence.
Now, you should all know me by now, so which of these 2 things, do you think I did?

1) Nod, impressed and concede defeat and have to admit that Tartaria was a real empire.

Or

2) look at his site and then decide to take the time to go through, just the first 16 of them, to see what the books were (almost all were in either Latin, old French and German and Estonian) and what exactly they talked about, to see if this guy had actually researched these books. But found out that they'd just typed Tartaria as a keyword and then said that the amount of results were absolute proof, because none of those first 16 were talking about Tartaria as an empire, if at all!

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Here's your answer in this thread:

https://x.com/SamFish88695053/status/1831427381908955486