Chuck Schumer is officially under investigation by the Department of Justice

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Keir Starmer is out jogging and accidently falls into a river...

Three young lads saw the accident and without a second thought jump in and drag out the scared and soaking Starmer.

"Lads, you've saved my life and you all deserve a reward. You name it and I'll give it to you", said Starmer.

First lad says, "I'd like a holiday to Disneyland". Starmer says, "certainly."

Second lad says, "I'd like the latest Xbox and a new TV." Starmer says, "no problem."

Third lad says, "I'd like a wheelchair with built in Wi-Fi and stereo attached to it."

Starmer says, "HEY....but you're not handicapped."

The lad replies, "not yet but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning."

Yes, I pamper my cat!
Try telling me you wouldn't too?...
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His name is Xerxes (after the ancient Persian King) and just like his namesake, he's incredibly spoiled!
Seriously though, could you refuse that lil ball of fluff?
No...
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No, you can't!
(Fyi: I don't actually think he's got any kind of body beneath his fur, as he's very light weight and can assume the shape of whatever he sleeps in / on)

Bought & paid for .. Big Pharma possibly getting scared 🤭