(I didn’t create audio, HiggsBoson on if did)

I'm waking up to ash and dust
I wipe my ass and I slap my nuts
I'm breathing in the genitals (inhale) (exhale)
I'm keking in, cringing out, noscoping normies in the BUTT
This is it, the meme-pocolypse
Woa
I'm…

In July of 2013 a Magpie died on our front street in Saskatoon and we witnessed what we believe is a Magpie death ritual. It lasted about 10 minutes as a large number of Magpies came down and seemed to express their grief over their lost comrade.
Magpie…

I didn't make this video, I found it on 9gag and I couldn't find it on youtube so I posted it to share with some friends.
Edit :
just found the link to the channel of the original video : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI4fHQkguBNW3SwTqmehzjw

"Liam the Fat" (Ornate Uromastyx) hula dances for the camera. No worries, he is going on a diet post haste. :)

заказник «Выгонощанское»

On Saturday 19 March 2016, an historic event took place in the grounds of Plantation House, St Helena Island. Jonathan the Giant Tortoise - the oldest known living land animal on Earth and creakingly old national treasure at an estimated age of 184 years…

This is my 3 years old boy, he's very docile.

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Found this blue tongue when I was travelling for work during the covid-19 lock down.
Watch how he puffs up and makes himself look bigger then moves from side to side.

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