وقتی رل میزنید کصکش بازی در نیارید و مارو بخاطرش ول نکنید
اون رل کات میشه و بازگشت همه به سوی ماست
@sentinel_of_magic
اون رل کات میشه و بازگشت همه به سوی ماست
@sentinel_of_magic
هر دختری به دنیا میاد بای دیفالت اسمش فاطمه اس حالا بعضی پدر مادرها
حوصله دارن و Rename میکنن
حوصله دارن و Rename میکنن
یه بار هم تو یه جمع آتئیست نشسته بودیم بحث جن شد یکی گفت جن وجود نداره گفتم آره همهش دروغه پامو آوردم بالا که بذارم رو اون پام سمم رو دیدن همه بسم الله گفتن مجبور شدم فرار کنم...
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said:
"Meow."
"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said:
"Meow."
حداقل جوری سر رلتون برینین به دوستای قدیمیتون که روتون بشه بعد کات کردن باز پیوی پلاس باشین و چصناله کنید