Imagine you're a Muslim, in the back of your box truck trying to pray to Satan or whatever and Sam Hyde walks up behind you and starts sexually harassing you. That's gotta be a worse day than when your wife (7F) wasn't home and you (57M) were miles away from the nearest goat

Luke Skywalker: "I want Han Solo back"

Jabba the Hutt:

My favorite millennial fail foid is the one who hit adulthood and immediately slept with the absolute worst, most full of red flags White guy they could find, in either economic direction and then proceeded to be absolutely blindsided, living with their parents with the child of that coupling when that relationship fell apart. A place they will live well into their 40s since no one wants to buy a used car with that much mileage

It's nuts just how significantly foids can fuck up their lives by accident and they seem to have no idea that what they did is forever and they just can't fix it. Like they don't seem to understand they'll be around in 30 years it just doesn't compute with them

I just got a new mirror, what do you guys think?

A journalist went to the address of a Somali run daycare in Washington State and found that it was based out of the Somalians $800,000+ home. And naturally they were already outside with their cameras out. Ill spare you all the usual theatrics about young people not being able to afford homes. But it's clear from these people's paranoia that they know the game is up. The government is going to have to sacrifice one of these immigrant groups to appease the masses, and all I'm seeing from everyone is universal hatred of these people. It's over, their TPS ends in May, they're all going home.

Happy new year