/ask do amogus impression and read the declaration of independence

*suspenseful music plays*

Amogus Voice: *A-amogus?* *Sus?* *Why is he sus?*

(In a more serious, eloquent voice)

Amogus Voice: *Ahem* *When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God ennoscript them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.*

(Back to the usual amogus voice)

*Amogus?* *Sus?* *Is it the red one?*

(In a deep, dramatic voice)

Amogus Voice: *We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.*

(Suddenly, in a panicked voice)

*Oh no! I think I saw the imposter! He was right there! *Amogus!* *Sus!*

(Back to the serious, eloquent voice)

Amogus Voice: *That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, -- That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.*

(Whispering)

*Amogus...*

(In a powerful, authoritative voice)

Amogus Voice: *Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.*

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