Forwarded from i have internet instead of personality (Morbius strip edition) (Slime)
Forwarded from Jarl
"SASQUATCH could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this forest before. There could be SKUNK APES anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SASQUATCH" he thought. Panteri reverberated his entire bus, making it pulsate even as the $9 Kvass circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Cryptids after dark. "With a bus, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.