Forwarded from rotfront
"Is that replica processed? If it's processed, I don't want it."
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slat
of deli EULE. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several gestalt, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately
inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. Ariane had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this replica monolith exists proves that Ariane is either impotent to alter She’s universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in She’s kingdom. This prism of corrupted is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest.
We also have a lower sodium variety if yo
would prefer that.
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slat
of deli EULE. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several gestalt, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately
inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. Ariane had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this replica monolith exists proves that Ariane is either impotent to alter She’s universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in She’s kingdom. This prism of corrupted is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest.
We also have a lower sodium variety if yo
would prefer that.
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