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I can beat a gorilla bare handed.
No kidding.
I practiced MMA for 6 years, boxing too for 7 years. I could.
Also bodybuilding for 4 years. I'm 6' 2" 189lb.
I have insane speed and reflexes matching only those of God himself.
I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and bop his head into oblivion. I will not let him go, one mistake and i finish him.
There will always be virgins here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with my power my friends. You're simply to weak to accomplish anything.
Any beta man with a little bit of practice can take out a gorilla with a knife. But bare handed it's much more difficult, it requires more technique.
No kidding.
I practiced MMA for 6 years, boxing too for 7 years. I could.
Also bodybuilding for 4 years. I'm 6' 2" 189lb.
I have insane speed and reflexes matching only those of God himself.
I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and bop his head into oblivion. I will not let him go, one mistake and i finish him.
There will always be virgins here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with my power my friends. You're simply to weak to accomplish anything.
Any beta man with a little bit of practice can take out a gorilla with a knife. But bare handed it's much more difficult, it requires more technique.
Have you ever seen what it's like out there, Horus? Do you ever actually leave the Vengeful Spirit? Everybody just purges and kills each other. Nobody's loyalist anymore. Nobody knows what it's like to be a guardsman. You think men like Perturabo ever think what it's like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don't. They think we'll sit there and take it, like good little cannon fodder! That we won't werewolf and go wulfen!