Need a Porsche dealership.

I literally still haven’t take the time to calculate my total PnL over the past 3 days.

Everything feels surreal, man.

Fuckin’ love crypto.

I fuckin' love crypto so much. /calc sol 3850.

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ASCII Doge hidden on https://doge.gov/ website

Inspect element to check for yourself.

10k —> 600k!

60x and still has legs, you heard here first.

As I've said, I'm always hunting for narratives. Pretty sure I was the first one to check the website code. Make sure to follow me on x.com/SimbasJungle, will start posting there too.

Now just hit 1.3M.

130x and so on.

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Truly remarkable.

A fresh start to 2025.

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Eu deveria me lembrar que tem muita gente nova no grupo por conta do Twitter.

Bem-vindos!

Lol, you can try yourself

20k —> 500k.

That's the best narrative or the best larp, because Grok legit responds "Doug". 25x.

EDIT: Hit 700k, so 35x for this midnight call.

The top is not in until GTA VI launches.

SafeMoon, Pain, Doodles…

All of them were working closely with Meteora, and that’s why they went radio silent for the past few days since the $LIBRA incident.

Now they’re watching SOL crash out and volume cool off, realizing they shouldn’t have timerugged for so long.

They will try to kill me for this, but it’s the truth.

On another note, I'm back home.

Time to find a narrative that will save the market (again).

Alpha males store their seed phrases on Google Drive.