I'M READY.

Eu sei que a maioria de vocês tá all-in memecoins, mas eu criei esse bot pra acompanhar seus investimentos em CDB/Tesouro Selic/Renda Fixa.

Mesmo que você não tenha nada em título público, vale a pena ter uma ideia de quanto lucraria líquido mensalmente.

https://news.1rj.ru/str/CdbLucrosBot

Richest guy I know never traded; he just held onto all his Bitcoin from when he used it to buy cocaine on Silk Road.

Lessons in there.

Mulheres não tem a coragem de afirmar que elas querem instaurar o comunismo no Brasil, então elas postam um story elogiando a Fernanda Torres pela sua atuação em Ainda Estou Aqui.

Some of you are literal psychopaths.

Eu sou o único que já tentou subir o preço de uma moeda com o poder da mente?

Tipo, ficar encarando o gráfico com toda concentração do mundo, a ponto de ver se consegue influenciar o mercado por telepatia?

I’m in this, basically new Base tech/fork

0x3155dadAF7324c79DF418a11EBDF78F926cDef91

https://github.com/base/base-mcp

First BASE MCP token, send it niggas

15x and counting.

Jesse should see this soon.

170X, 5M ATH. $BORK!

Team is doing an insane work, think it has more leg here again.

Jesse liked their post on Twitter 😁

Selic subindo +1% nos próximos 5 minutos ou eu não me chamo Simba.

If you think pump.fun is a net negative for crypto, you're fucking blind to the complete madness that was BSC and ETH in 2022, lmao.

I remember buying coins with the most insane CAs — one literally rugged after market cap crossed 300k or whatever, and not a single bot would detected it.

Hidden mints that people realized only days after deployment.

Me and my friends legit had to learn Solidity just so we wouldn't get fucked.

On pump.fun you legit just have to check for bundle or insiders, that's it.

Yeah, the coin can still nuke 50% in one candle, but I guarantee its 1000x better than being OMEGA RUGGED to stone cold fucking $0.

It’s not much, but it’s honest arbitrage.

It’s not much, but it’s honest work.

Do not laugh at my $2.28 dollars.