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Simba's Jungle
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Mostly a place for thoughts and insights revolving the crypto/blockchain world.

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If you think pump.fun is a net negative for crypto, you're fucking blind to the complete madness that was BSC and ETH in 2022, lmao. I remember buying coins with the most insane CAs — one literally rugged after market cap crossed 300k or whatever, and not…
On pump.fun you legit just have to check for bundle or insiders, that's it.

Yeah, the coin can still nuke 50% in one candle, but I guarantee its 1000x better than being OMEGA RUGGED to stone cold fucking $0.
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It’s not much, but it’s honest arbitrage.
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It’s not much, but it’s honest work.
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Do not laugh at my $2.28 dollars.
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Where we are in the cycle?

Also, this GPT update is insane, lmao.
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Trump = Right-Wing Communist.
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Lend me 7 nuclear bombs, I will fix the world economy by the weekend.
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That's where I'm aiming at.
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The Ethereum experiment has been concluded.
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A wise man once said…

“Fake news are just real news delivered early.”

Cointelegraph walked so CNBC could run.
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Pretty sure over 100% tariffs is considered an embargo.

Not sure why that's not headline (yet).
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Eu shortei minha banca toda a 108k, esqueci de mencionar.
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When I bought my home it really felt as if I was a newbie top-blasting the largest fucking bubble ever created in the history of mankind, called the housing market.

Literally felt like years of insiders, cabals and a pump orchestrated by boomers dumping right on my young head.
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Eu shortei minha banca toda a 108k, esqueci de mencionar.
Eu comprei minha banca toda em SOL a $98 na última noite, fiquei de avisar.
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Pretty sure over 100% tariffs is considered an embargo. Not sure why that's not headline (yet).
Embargo soon.

It's just a matter of time.

Trump going full cold war playbook.
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Source: I made it up.
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My uncle knows nothing about crypto, yet he bought BTC at 20k and sold at 100k.

Why is that normies are “better” at calling tops/bottoms than most people who stick around everyday?

Probably lack of emotional involvement leading to rational decision?
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When I asked him why he bought at 20k last xmas, his legit response was “Idk, just felt like it because it dumped a lot” and “100k is a round number”. Lmao.
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“100k is a round number”

Proceeds to outperform 90% of the market.
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Trade here, impossible to lose and faster than Photon.

https://axiom.trade/@simbas
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Thanks God I longed my whole networth at 76k.
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