Why every dumb fuck Twitter influencer launch looks like this?

Motherfuckers don't know how to set LP.

I should've taken out my 16 ETH v2 LP in Ben's launch when I had the chance.

That feeling when even the biggest DeFi project of all, Uniswap, also does the millenary art of insider trading on their own token.

Related chart prior to Uniswap V4 announcement.

Learn the game you're playing!

Have a great weekend.

Brian Armstrong is probably checking the Base chain's block explorer in his $133 million dollar mansion smiling right now.

"The retards are gambling, God bless them"

I guess our boy $BALD dev got a hair transplant.

Honestly, some of you need to man the fuck up and stop being a pussy FAST.

If a memecoin dev sells tokens = scammer.

Makes $$$ through taxes = farmer.

Elon sold $40 billion worth of $TSLA shares last year alone, how does it make you feel?

Every vapor coin Binance supported through launchpads was a billionaire money grab funded by anonymous VCs at high FDV / low float / low liquidity ponzi to trap retail investors ($GPT, $APTOS, $STEPN...), how does it make you feel?

Only difference from the 2 listed above to on-chain game, is that with memecoins you CAN actually see holders distribuition, taxes and verified contract at the comfort of your own house, so nobody can take you by surprise.

Now kids who can't take responsibility for their own actions line of thought:

"It's a scam if I lose money, it's based if I got out before everyone else."

$X

Hide your girlfriends. $BITCOIN

"Dad, can I borrow $10 worth of $BALD"

"Borrow $11.62?... what the hell do you need $0.07 of $BALD for?"

A literatura futura e salas de aula devem identificar LULA2022 como talvez uma das apostas mais fáceis, previsíveis e lucrativas da história dos mercados de previsão.

Twitter really introduced revenue share before Uniswap and Maestro. 💀

O cara realmente lançou a carta "se eu ainda tivesse $10 bilhões...".

Irmão, a razão exclusiva pelo qual você não tem esse dinheiro é justamente pelos seus próprios investimentos antes de falir a 3AC.

O nível de desilusão. 💀

Do you want to look smart online or do you want to make money?

A few unpopular opinions, take with a grain of salt:

1. Majority of the best performing coins will always be from the most predatory, farmer teams. Just make sure to get out before they finish dancing ($X).

2. The best thing a utility project can do is to never fully deliver their plans. Keep people hyped, guessing, waiting, allow their minds to go crazy over a master plan ($DOGPAD, $XAI, all Shibarium tokens, many others).

3. A great, high conviction and larger size trade once every ~2 weeks > overtrading on a daily.

4. Aping > Sniping (possibly I'd even say it's EV- to snipe — higher taxes, big fees, risk of rug, sketchy CAs, etc... but rare exceptions).

5. CBDCs aren't as big of a threat and regulators won't ever successfully take crypto down.

6. You're safer on Binance than any Ledger or cold storage.

$RLB is a billion dollar token on the making.

Up 75% on a great bag.

Not selling.

Some people would rather be right instead of actually making money.

Imagine not just longing and instead trying to call tops on a parabolic assets.

Shorts have infinite risk and limited payoff, longs limited risk and infinite payoff.