Got a gf finally.

When you finally stop simping

Classic.

So true, simpbros!

I keep getting these AI-augmented (basically augmented reality) hoes with impossible bodies and blurry faces on my insta reels, lol

Yup, they're simps and proud of it.

Can a guy be a simp and still be a based cartoonist? You decide!

Simp or gay? You decide, chat!

https://www.reddit.com/r/dating_advice/comments/1idtvad/a_guy_who_cuddles_in_bed_but_doesnt_try_to_go

Not only is this redditor an asshole, her husband is exhibiting simp behavior by allowing her to watch RuPaul's Drag Race of all things.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1i9cal1/aita_for_taking_over_the_living_room_to_watch_a

What did I, Hypocrite mean by this?

https://x.com/lporiginalg/status/1884285456948326795

Muslimbros letting them off easy?