FAKE BOOBS? I'M SIIIIIIIIIMPING! SOOOO American! (Yes, that's a July Fourth post.)

Yet another woman realizes: Wow! Instagram allows me to wear nothing but paint!

Another shot from that girl's comments because it's so ridiculous

Her face is hideous but hey simps!

Ahh so trad just a freedom day tradition

Her eyes look like she wants to kill me.

America's pride and exceptionalism: Fake boobs

Simptista

Some company thought this was a good representation of their brand.

Accidentally highlighted a dude who simps a TON and often simps multiple times on the same post
But he's far from alone

Imagine how pathetic you must be to earn a VERIFIED SIMP badge from Zuckerberg.

Incredibly fat and look at the simps

Livestream tears -> Get simps

At least someone admits she's toxic