He won't colonize her and put her in her place, so like all women she domesticated him instead

He should go home to India and be as much of a simp there as he wants

So long and thanks for all the donos!

So the Golden Simp here says we still gotta bow to women and make them feel safe and respected even though they've betrayed us all with their political choices time and again. No. Letting women have their way is precisely one of the things that got us to where we are now, so what makes this dumb meathead Swede think that simping even harder is the solution? He should go back to sunning his balls or whatever the fuck he usually does instead of trying to sound intelligent on the internet.

When it comes to bitches, remember ABC: Always Be Contemptuous. Women will respect you more for it.

"Simp for me only, boy!"

...the motives for the crime were “strong suspicions of a romantic relationship between the person who ordered the crime and her accomplice, the guard at the couple’s residence.”

RIP Pastor Soyjak.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/us-woman-charged-murdering-husband-christian-mission-angola-rcna193790

The Golden One will tell you that it's all Pastor Soyjak's fault he got cucked and murdered, that he deserved his fate because he wasn't really a gentleman, a good guy, and a loving husband and father. If only he was... His cheating wife would've come around eventually, guys!

Captain Save-a-Ho = Get Out of Jail Free card for thots

She's not helping the "male loneliness epidemic" by lying and distorting the truth though. Her male character's terms all sound pretty reasonable at first, until she just couldn't help herself and paint ALL men as unfaithful at the end of her skit. Then again, as with all women, perhaps this accusation of hers is actually a confession...?

No good deed goes unpunished.