How many tattoos does this slut have now? She looks like a GTA 6 character.

"Honey, it's time to choose your next investment!"

If you think it's ok because OF's paying for her college, you're a simp.

China figured out how you fix marriage and simping: Now do you fix it at home?

15 years later, she won't have his kids. He's just a paypig. She doesn't even want to see his face, so she probably asks him to wear a beard.