Simpmon

You know, I don't feel like I need to post the simping itself. Just look at what they paid for.

Bro gave him std premium

Make it stop

Simps just won't quit!

I'd cancel that

He wants the girls attention. The dog doesn’t know or care about a card. Sounds toxic to me.

Sigma rule #0: Never pay a woman's rent.

You get what you fucking deserve.

Strongest Simp

Despite a pose to hide it, her belly is still bigger than her chest. And she still looks like a glob with rolls on her armpits, but gets simps and also revenue from onlyfans.

Notice the photographer has to use a white bar to censor her privates because there's no clothing large enough to fit, too. She won't spend money on undergarments to fit her oversized slob body but she gets profits from it.

Cuck simp