Strongest Simp

Fat simp who's desperate enough to hit on women at a pro-abortion protest claims chad is a virgin.

Your simp shake sir

The worst part is that she'd be skinny if it weren't for these guys. She's actually reading all of their posts and liking the positive feedback on her obesity.

This chick looks old.
You think it's because she's thick?
No. Her bio says all she does is put balls in her shirt and charge simps to look at it.
She didn't even need implants to get simps.

Man gives a woman money & cats, no children—woman believes hookup culture is what's missing from her life

Verified Simp leaves multiple posts on the account of an adulterous married woman with breast implants.