explaining narcotics to an american:

considering reporting them to nintendo because their joke doesnt work

I love modern windows programs like VLC because if you ever have the immesureable misfortune of even brushing your keyboard keys while it is playing a movie, an obscure shortcut is going to mirror the image and rotate it 90 degrees and put the subnoscripts in ancient sumerian in wingdings font

post this to scare maoists

you can see how much they actually read