stumbling through war torn america with my mouth stuffed full of lettuce. nobody has seen texas in weeks. a dog farts on my leg. all this over rice cakes

Has technology gone too far?
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the only thing that separates me from the rest of the communists is my complete inability to scream at police officers

capitalism's #1 enemy is you. its not the so-called "communist" or "socialist" ideologies, its you. each and every one of you.