It’s 2021 and if you’re curious just how bad things are, this was seen driving down the Vancouver Island highway. If I live long enough to see the last old growth logged, this image will be what haunts me. Resource extraction is a form of settler colonial…

Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military.

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