pikachu has a small dick

*at job interview*
boss: do you have any special talents?

me:

no

censor

hi-key hate the fandom

Despacito has 5.3 billion views. So the total view time is about 1,353,828,179,313 seconds of view time. There's 1.78 deaths per second worldwide. So if we assume there's no correlation between listening to despacito and dying we can calculate that there's about 0.0000000002% chance of dying every second. So if we do 0.0000000002*1,353,828,179,313 you get about 315.549 deaths

Death-spa-cito

bisexual men are straight men with a dick fetish

them: come over ;)
me:

yet again i'm harrased by expressing my ideas

i never have been more terrified in my life

UGHHHH I LOVE THIS SONGGGGGGGGGGGG

*psychic reads my mind*
psychic: what the fuck