Damn... I missed my chance to make it big on yt

Is it illegal to hire a hitman on myself

Bet I could beat it, gimme time till I go to mff or anthrocon

Holy fuck, Australia just got a new prime minister

fuck this shit bro how come girls can call their friends “girlfriends” but when i call my homies “boyfriends” i’m gay

I'm not joking

so, i lost my v card to a really thicc girl, even tho im 14 which is weird
we did a quickie and my dick size increases from 1 to 1.36334 inches
not a gamer anymore gg

Don't go to despacito.com

Watching porn on my NASA computer