I mean if the servers are acting up i got time to rub one out

Brb guys

fellas we gotta stop MASTURBATIN

tech gooooore

@KingBowsy my laptop started making this noise

Is your laptop a fucking ducati

no it's a triumph

I think were both wrong its an MV Agusta

Thanks, Linus

4 $1200 Titan XPs
2 Xeon Phis
A 1500 watt power supply
2 NVME SSDs
Like 256GB of RAM

Why the fuck do companies send Linus stuff

I've just tried to make a kernel and... Everything is wrong xddd

So Alex here threw his mac into a bonfire and it still works.

Why the fuck did he throw his Mac into a bonfire? Poor third world children could have eaten it

Needed fuel for the fire

Fair enough

You should bring it to an apple store and say it overheated

oh my god the apple store thing
should i actaully do that