Guess they were trying to go for a phone style thing right?

It has a kickstand so you can play on the go with the joycons detached

Until the console's battery dies...

yeah true, kickstand doesnt do shit when you got it plugged in

There. DDR2 to the rescue

What happened

Edin destroyed his "worthless" cpu.

Reminder, were not responsible for you broken shit. Dont sue us