Guys theyre bullying me send help

that took me a minute

this feels like an infomercial from 2009

or a really shitty PowerPoint

Is Imation even around anymore?

If you have to question it the answer is likely no.

I think someone jizzed on this

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

Is that sawdust or something?

Since AMOLED displays shift to the red the longer you display white due to the blue subpixels having the shorrtest lifespan thus they dim sooner, and the red subpixels having the longest lifespan (thus dimming the slowest).