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Next year's iPhone 18 Pro and iPhone 18 Pro Max will be equipped with under-screen Face ID, and the front camera will be moved to the top-left corner of the screen, according to a new report from The Information's Wayne Ma and Qianer Liu.
Xiaomi's ChatGPT-like AI platform is now live for all users!- Experience MiMo-V2-Flash AI without software installation- Supports deep reasoning & online search- 309 billion parameters for enhanced performance- API access: $0.10 per million input tokensTry it at aistudio.xiaomimimo.com.
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Next iPad Mini With OLED Display Now Rumored to Feature A20 Pro Chip
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Here's a first look at the upcoming Realme 16 Pro series
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EXCLUSIVE: Xiaomi Customer Support Script Leaked!

Agent: "Thank you for calling Xiaomi Support, where our hardware is 2026 and our software is... still loading. How can I help you today?"

Customer: "My Flagship Xiaomi 15T Pro launcher crashes every time I go back to the homescreen or open the recents section !"

Agent: "Ah, I see. It’s not a crash, sir/madam. It’s a 'System-Enforced Digital Detox.'

Customer: "It feels like I spent $900 on a brick. Fix it!"

Agent: "I have excellent news! Our engineers have successfully identified the root cause. It turns out the 'Home' button was actually trying to go home... to our headquarters in Beijing. It’s very sentimental software."

Customer: "Okay, so send me an update! Fix it now!"

Agent: "Oh, we can’t do that. That would be too simple. To fix a crashing icon, we must first rewrite the laws of physics and the entire kernel architecture. We call this a 'Deep System Adjustment.' It’s like changing a lightbulb, but first, we have to rebuild the entire house around the bulb."

Customer: "When is the update coming?!"

Agent: "Please mark your calendar for the release of HyperOS 4 Update. It is scheduled to drop in 2026 after Google release Android 17 in June and then it will take another 3 months for HyperOS 4 to release. Maybe 2027 if our engineers find a new wallpaper they like better."

Customer: "I have to wait for 9 MONTHS to use my phone properly?!"

Agent: "Think of it as a long-term relationship. Most brands give you a working phone immediately—that’s boring. Xiaomi gives you a journey. For the next 12 months, your phone is a puzzle. Can you click 'Settings' before the launcher dies?

Customer: (Hangs up)

Agent: (To supervisor) "Another satisfied customer. Put him down as 'Excited for Hyper OS4'."
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Kawasaki says its unusual four‑legged off‑road mobility concept called Corleo is heading toward commercial production. Corleo isn’t a typical bike. It’s a rideable robotic vehicle with four independently powered legs and a hydrogen‑powered generator. Kawasaki plans to have it operating by Expo 2030 in Riyadh, and aims for series production by 2035. The idea is to offer a new form of all‑terrain personal transport that combines motorcycle‑like agility with robotics.
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