Official Statement Protocol™ Activated
Deep in the corporate bunker, the Dissolution Denial Engine™ boots up.
Offices closed.
Teams vanished.
Products cancelled. (Why would a company be closing up shops if doing so well?)
But the PR pipeline remains fully operational.
“Verify info from official sources.”
Official source: trust me bro.
Shipments freefall.
Market share evaporated.
HQ ghosted.
But don’t worry,
Operations are ṉ̷͠ö̸̥́r̷̺͋m̸̞͐a̶̤͛l̴̖͆.
Don't worry regardless, OnePlus died long ago. They'd probably ship phones under the OPPO tag anyway.
Deep in the corporate bunker, the Dissolution Denial Engine™ boots up.
Offices closed.
Teams vanished.
Products cancelled. (Why would a company be closing up shops if doing so well?)
But the PR pipeline remains fully operational.
“Verify info from official sources.”
Official source: trust me bro.
Shipments freefall.
Market share evaporated.
HQ ghosted.
But don’t worry,
Operations are ṉ̷͠ö̸̥́r̷̺͋m̸̞͐a̶̤͛l̴̖͆.
Don't worry regardless, OnePlus died long ago. They'd probably ship phones under the OPPO tag anyway.
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Breaking : Apple Pay Will Be Available in India by 2026 end..
It will work through Apple Wallet by adding Indian Cards and paying thru NFC (cardless)
Later Apple will integrate UPI but that will be more complicated for Apple as it requires Third Party Integration🤷
It will work through Apple Wallet by adding Indian Cards and paying thru NFC (cardless)
Later Apple will integrate UPI but that will be more complicated for Apple as it requires Third Party Integration🤷
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